7ᵗʰ of Kytorn, year 2620
Eusebius the Defecator, Forlorn Philosopher
Larv, Gutterborn Scum
Urvarg, Cursed Skinwalker
Theras, Heretic Priest
As the Masked Seer departed with prince Aldon, one soldier of the escort stayed behind. He approached the party, introduced himself as Kvezum and informed them that a friend of his may have a use for their indisputable talents. After a few hours of travel (during which Eusebius the Defecator defecated on a statue they passed), they approached a small settlement centered around a marshy area filled with small ponds in what was once a palace garden.
Entering the local tavern ("the Toadie"), they noticed a wanted poster (Silas, wanted for heresy, assault and robbery). Inside, they inquired about where the wanted Silas is to be delivered. The innkeep did not know, but said that the poster was left by guards that came from Niedendorf.
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| Silas |
Kvezum led them to brother Nasbert, a Cretun monk, who told them of the demon-child Akünh, who has been imprisoned by the order ages ago and now, as reality comes undone, her seals have started to break. He also informed them that the ancient scrolls say that the Ziggurat that was her place of imprisonment is hidden in another realm and that "the priests carry keys". They agreed to the payment of 175 pieces of silver per person for stopping her.
They ate a supper of roasted half-beaked ravens and pond soup and rested for the night. The next day they stocked up on supplies (warm coats, shoes, tents, shields, rope), Theras bought a donkey (which he named Pothem) and Adalberta bought a horse (which she named Nihil, she's a nihilist). Theras used his Bestial Speech scroll to talk his donkey into carrying him on his back in exchange for good food and human-grade water.
Traveling through Sarkash, Theras (using his Bestial Speech) tried to convince a Dredgehog to show him its tummy, only to be attacked by a throat-cutting warbler. He tried to ply it with his blood (which he drew using a poison knife of the deceased Alberta von Dup that has a 1-in-4 chance of killing - he did not know about that effect, he later agreed with Adalberta to exchange the knife for a scroll of lightning).
After 5 days of travel through the increasingly cold Sarkash forest, they finally arrived at a huge depression in the ground. It was surrounded by 50-100m cliffs on all sides and filled with fog. Through the fog they were however able to make out a frozen waterfall to the west, a smoke column rising to the east, the clouds from the sky spiralling down in the form of a tornado to the north, and a large building in the central part of the depression. To the east, from within the forest, there was another column of smoke, which suggested someone might be camping there.
Theras started looking for some animals to interrogate, but upon finding a bunch of mulch-squirrels, he failed at casting his spell. They then approached the camp within the forest, where they saw a group of fur-clad cultists with tattooed faces and dangling bones within an encampment smelling of incense. They approached with Urvarg chanting "Akünh! Akünh! Akünh!". The cultist were confused but friendly, and did not seem to know much more about the situation within the depression - since coming here, they have only found a rotting mouth within the forest, and spent their time performing rituals and trying to achieve enlightenment through their dreams while taking in the deathly energies emanating from within the depression.
The cultist leader, Kuvan, sent brother Hrangvald with the party to the rotting mouth. Upon approaching it, the party tried: slicing it, hacking it, throwing poop on it, and throwing one of the small bones from Hrangvald's furs into it. Finally, Theras cut his hand (using the poison knife again) and smeared blood on the teeth, after which the mouth opened. The party asked the cultist to go in with them, but he was eager to report to his superior. They agreed, sending him off with their pack animals. He returned, armed with an axe, with two of his brothers Jattr (armed with a spear) and Thorgel (scythe), who agreed to accompany the party in investigating.
Afraid that the mouth might close after Theras passed through it, the rest of the party entered first, the mouth stayed open and they ventured through the dark tunnel. Adalberta went blindly first, and only someone behind her lit a torch. She decided she could use some light, however, when she heard a moaning voice in front of her. She quickly asked her friends to pass her a torch, the light of which enabled her to see a walking corpse with a hanging drooling tongue and red eyes. she quickly handed her torch to Mr. Giggles, her jester, who proceeded to swallow the flame, drowning them in darkness. Another torch was quickly lit, and Adalberta vanquished the undead. However, just when the rest of the party passed over the corpse it rose back. Theras, moving at the back of the party defeated it again, then promptly dismembered it. The separated parts started twitching, but were incapable of harming anyone.
While close to the exit within the frozen depression, they encountered another one of the undead, which they also dismembered after defeating (they made sure to dismember all the defeated enemies from now on). Moving out of the tunnel they passed some ruins, the first of which was a cracked dome. They discussed the possibility of climbing to enter through the crack, but decided against it (they did not go around to look for a regular entrance on the ground level, however). They soon encountered a group of moaning undead, whom they disposed of without much issue.
They passed the frozen remains of a walled garden, partly forested, and then within a regular forest, encountered an encampment with five men sitting around a fire. They were dressed in black robes with wide-brimmed cylindrical hats, and black veils covering the face. They all wore golden medallions on their necks. The men invited the party to discuss metaphysical matters, but upon learning that the men are trying to aid Akünh, Theras took out a scroll and targeted them with lightning. The torsos of the priests opened, revealing vertical mouths filled with teeth. In the ensuing fight, Larv was grabbed and almost consumed by one of the priests. Jattr did not have such luck however, and was swallowed whole. They managed to defeat the priests and took their medallions, notably finding a piece dried human skin with a tattooed unclean scroll (Foul Psychompomp: Summon (d6): 1–3 d4 skeletons, 4–6 d4 zombies). They ransacked through the camp, took their blankets, and rested for a bit. Their cultist allies proceeded to use the tents as kindling in a funeral pyre for Jattr, to the dismay of Theras, who wanted to spend the night resting in the tents.
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| Rot priests |
Larv did not regenerate the hitpoints lost from the priests' rotting touch. Panicked. Borrowed the poisoned knife to heat in the fire to cauterise the wound. Her screams lured another group of moaning undead.
After the fight, they moved northwest through the forest, aiming for the large building in the center. While travelling they heard a noise followed by a nervous yelp. Larv stayed back to investigate, and soon saw a ghastly gaunt white figure moving from tree to tree behind the party. She then ran screaming to warn them, to their dismay, as they lost a chance to stalk their stalker in return and likely surround him.
They proceeded, and soon encountered another cracked dome, this one with a crack going all the way down to the ground. Inside, the floor was covered with sand and snow. There was also a portal shape surrounded by a narrow gap on one of the walls. After they pushed the stone within, they found a short corridor, with a golden statuette of a man performing coitus with a centipede (minor treasure stashed away - blasphemous idol). When all of them were looking at that, Urvarg, who was standing farthest from the treasure, saw a white shape move within her field of vision. She immediatelly shapeshifted into a huge lizard, prompting the gaunt, ghastly figure to exclaim: "how interesting!". Urvarg spat acid at the intruder but her toxic saliva went right through.
The figure introduced himself as Sarku and was eager to know of their purpose. When they admitted they were planning to stop Akünh, he was evidently relieved and told them that he used to be her caretaker, until he realised her demonic origin, tried to stop her, and subsequently died and was transformed into his current form and that he is unable to pass from this world until she is vanquished. He told them Akünh was going to unleash her demon father into the world and that she cannot be defeated by normal means, but her one vulnerability is her heart, which is hidden in the Ziggurat itself. He also described how she looks like to the party - tall and slim, female, dressed in a robe, horned head, vertical mouth in torso, 5 eyes all around her head. When asked about the Spiral Cathedral, he admitted that he had never been there, as some unknown force has stopped him from entering there - intriguing the party, as this suggested they might find something inside that would enable them to stop the demon child. Meanwhile Theras has been very cautiously observing the reaction of their cultist allies, worried how they might react to this information, but on surface they seamed merely curious. Then Sarku wished them luck and went away.
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| Akünh? |
Curious about the Cathedral, they decided to investigate. They went inside without issue, the inside was one huge chamber, with a circular depression in the middle, the dome painted in a spiral and stars from the inside, and a large mural of a priest-like figure dressed in a robe with a star pattern raising his hands as in worship inside the temple itself. There was a groove around the priest's head, suggesting it can be moved/removed, but it was so large, and so high up that they were afraid to tamper with it. The depression was also visible on the mural, but was filled with something gold-coloured. Urvarg decided to put the blasphemous idol inside the depression, causing lightning to shoot from the ceiling, she barely avoided it, but the statuette partially melted. It was not enough gold to fill the depression, so they figured that the other dome must have had more gold, that they should now retrieve and also melt in the hole.
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| The priest mural |
They ventured south, dusk approaching, but upon encountering a demon statuary, decided to circumvent it and went through another walled garden to the west. They encountered a group of three rot priests and tried to sneak behind them, but Eusebius' clanky armor made that impossible. The rot priests ran for their lives, ignoring Eusebius raising his amulet and calling them "brothers". However, Larv and the cultists managed to catch up to them and attack! In the ensuing fight, Thorgel was killed, but eventually the party emerged victorious. They now possesed 8 golden amulets in total, they also found some bags of smelly cheese (cat), that they decided to throw away.
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| ZZ Top? |
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| Nope! More rot priests. |
They easily found the ground entrance to the first cracked dome, found minor treasure under a loose tile in the floor (Iron devil mask), provoked and defeated two moaning undead and gathered some firewood to camp and spend the night inside the dome. They decided on the watches and thus the session ended.
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| Stylised, albeit slightly inaccurate map of the depression |
















